Hiatus

My storage space on this blogging platform has been maximized, which means I can blog but I can't include pictures (unless I link them)....how boring!  So the 10 other blogs that I have all written up, but with no pictures won't be posted until i can figure out a way to get more space or link my pictures from a picture server.  Anyway, that is a lot of technical stuff, but just wanted to let you know why you aren't seeing more posts.

To Space hold for today I have put in a little offer from Travel Zoo that is really tugging at me... I WANT TO GO TO GREECE TOO!!!! (My sister just got back from a week's holiday in Greece, so I am a bit jealous...not to mention on top of that she gets to live in Europe- ugh!).

$1249 -- Greek Islands & Athens Vacation incl. Cruise & Air* 

She's Back!!!!

About four months ago our dear friend Davina left to go home for an undisclosed amount of time. Most of you think "home? so that's like down the street, or across the state right?" WRONG! D is from Germany! SHE LEFT US HERE 5K (errr...whatever) MILES AWAY!

Davina called me about a month ago and planned surprise return! Here was the best reaction to her surprise return: my future sister in law (wedding number three this summer...)- awesome!

Sailing...

The other day I was running behind, trying to get our weekly ultimate frisbee pick up match. I took the standard marina drive to the field and on the way I saw a million sailboats going by! So I had to take th opportunity to capture them on film. I sailed right past the freeway on ramp and took the high road up to the look out where I could take a few more pics (oh yeah I stopped and took a few pictures at the marina too...) needless to say i was a tad...ok 20 minutes late to our frisbee pick up game...however I got these great pics!!!!

And So It Begins....

...This was the first of the Pre-Wedding celebrations- Kristin G.'s Bachelorette Party!

We had a blast at the A's baseball game which was definitely Kris's cup-of-tea! She loved being able to root on her team and celebrate her pre-nuptuals with us girls. And to boot, the A's won! woot woot...Now if only we had been at the game the next day, we would have got to witness the 19th ever no hitter ever. Oh well we made our own memories that are lasting a la the obnoxious guys you can hear in the background of the "baseball anthem".

vick- ;) thanks for spurring me on to keep writing these! - Love you

Coming Soon...

A new Post coming tonight, and hopefully a whole lot more to follow. Check back tonight or tomorrow morning... woo hoo!

I know Vicki is jumping up and down!

Erin's Shower

So I am the MOH of Erin S. wedding (I told her I don't want to be called the Matron of Honour because it sounds too old! So we are just going with MOH). Sunday was my dutiful day to throw her a shower. Let me tell you, leading up to Sunday was a whirlwind...especially EVERYDAY last week. Today I woke up and thought, I need the weekend back!
Never the less, we had a TON of F-U-N! What a shower it was! The color scheme was Purple Green and Pink (see invitation). Jos put together AMAZING floral arrangements (no I don't have a picture) and we had a fantastic spread of food and drink! Let me mention the most important part (no not Erin) THE DRINKS! This was a "Cocktails in the Garden" kind of shower and so our list included (from weakest to strongest) Water infused with cucumber and strawberries (no, not alcoholic vodka infused ones), Lavender Lemonade (straight lemonade, no alcohol again you alchies!), Coppola Family Rosso and Bianco wines (YES! THERE IT IS, THE A-A-A-Alcohol....look it up it's a song- probably not a good one, so forget about looking it up!), and The Signiture drink Erin's Signiture Chambord-Grey Lemon Drop. Here's the recipe cuz I know you are dying to know it!
3 parts Lemonade (we used country time)
1 part Vodka (Grey Goose- nothing but the best- YEAH MAMA C!)
1 splash Chambord (MMMMMM!)
Anyway the party was a hit. Here some pics of Mama C, Erin and I. Nate's video is coming maybe later this week if I get to it! This is the first night I have had nothing to do...it's kind of nice. BUT tomorrow is the continuation of the Shoe Saga for the Brides Maid Dresses...hey I am not complaining, any shopping is good shopping!

For Vicki....

....So this is not about me, however, my coworker sent me this video today and I thought "Oh my gosh I have to share this with everyone I know!" Ladies and Gentlemen you are looking at a star in the making. This boy sings the song better than the performing artist Lady Gaga. Hands down I would much rather listen to him than her! (Make sure to watch the related videos too!)

Introducing Greyson Chance:

Tennis Anyone?

I played my first two tennis matches since high schoool on Sunday and Monday. Like my doubles partner said "there is only one direction you can go when you start, and thats up". So I took her adage and went with it. We won our first match on Sunday morning 6-4, 6-1....only to be overcome last night at Vacaville in a match that we lost 6-4, 6-2, 6-3. Ugh! As my tennis coach in high school said to me, when i played for him "Play your game. Don't let them get in you head." Those words i repeated over and over to myself as i dug myself deeper and deeper into our opponents head game....WHAT WAS I THINKING!!! I just couldn't manage to brush them off as well as the mistakes I was making. So now we are back to my partners wise words "the only place to go is up, from here!"

Give up your toaster, coffee maker and pants- the ipad is here.

Anothe Fabulous Article (or blurp as last posted) by the Satirical Simon Dumenco (taken from AdAge.com). Thought I don't agree with him, I do think this is one of the funniest pieces of I have read in a while. Eat it up you Mac lovers!

Why the IPad Has Inspired Me to Give Up My Toaster, My Coffeemaker, My Pants

Want to Be a Pathetic, Passive, Compliant Consumer? There's an App for That

By Simon Dumenco

Published: April 12, 2010

I feel like such an idiot. Here I thought I understood consumer satisfaction -- especially my own consumer satisfaction -- but I was wrong.

It all started with the iPad. On April 3, I bought one and fell in love with it. Or thought I fell in love with it.

Among the iPad's cruel seductions: It's incredibly easy to use. The 10-plus-hour battery life and the fact that there's no boot-up lag from its idle mode make a huge difference. And though it's primarily a media-consumption device (as advertised), I've had no trouble sending the same sort of basic content out of my iPad (e.g., e-mails, tweets and documents) that I pump out of my lumpen laptop.

But it turns out I was duped. Last week, iPad in hand, I got around to reading an essay by Boing Boing's Cory Doctorow titled "Why I Won't Buy An iPad (and Think You Shouldn't, Either)," which was actually published the day before the iPad's release. Doctorow, in slamming the iPad's "infantilizing hardware" and tightly controlled apps ecosystem, wrote that "The model of interaction with the iPad is to be a 'consumer,' what William Gibson memorably described as 'something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide. ... It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth ... no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote.'"

Doctorow's anti-iPad manifesto was a throwing down of the gauntlet -- which plenty of other media types have since picked up. Like Jeff "BuzzMachine" Jarvis, who, in a Business Insider post titled "I'm Really Worried About What Apple Is Trying To Do With The iPad," wrote, "I see danger in moving from the web to apps. The iPad is retrograde. It tries to turn us back into an audience again." And he hates that the iPad has no USB ports. (To get stuff in or out of an iPad, you have to do it wirelessly or via cable.)

Reading more and more criticism of the iPad, tears began to drip out of my eyes. I looked around my double-wide (OK, actually my fifth-floor walk-up in Manhattan's East Village) with disgust -- mostly directed at myself. What a pathetic, passive, compliant consumer I've become! Like, over there, in the kitchen: my incredibly easy-to-use Senseo coffeemaker, which I thought I loved. But it only accepts certain kinds of coffee pods. How devious! And my sleek Braun toaster: Sure, it can accommodate sliced bread and bagels, but could I cook a pot roast with it? No! Does it have a camera? No!

I knew I would have to continue inventorying all the other sad little self-defeating choices I've made as a consumer, but I was so filled with rage that I resolved to first get my toaster and coffeemaker out of my life immediately. So, with the intent of bringing them, along with my iPad, down to the trash, I reached to pull some clothes onto my dickless, boiled-potato body. But then, jeans in hand, it struck me: only two ports for limbs! How ridiculously limiting!

Death to Levi's! Death to Senseo! Death to Braun! Death to Apple!

And don't get me started on the whole indoor-plumbing racket, what with those fixed pipe sizes and condescendingly simple handles and faucets and such.

Death to Kohler, too!

~ ~ ~
Simon Dumenco is the "Media Guy" media columnist for Advertising Age. You can follow him on Twitter @simondumenco. The latest Ad Age Insights white paper -- "Dumenco's State of the Media Report: From Social Media to Search, Print, Broadcast and Beyond, Where Ad-Supported Media Stands Now and Where It's Going" -- is available right here.

I hate Twitter

An excerpt from Simon Dumenco's latest Trender Chart on AdAge.... I just love this!

"But I'm most entertained by Twitter itself trending once again, largely because of a brief service outage April 5, which caused Twitter addicts to go nuts -- and then tweet about how they coped with Twitter withdrawal, using the hashtag #whentwitterwasdown, once Twitter was back up. Sample tweets:

* I don't know what to do. One word: bored
* I was hoping they were busy clearing out the Beliebers. Sadly I was wrong.
* I cried
* I almost had a stroke
* I realized my phone did this other shit they call "Texting" a strange more primitive form of tweeting!
* I complained about it on facebook
* Wait...hold on... twitter was down?? Damn didn't notice... guess cuz I have a life"

And IIIIII,.....IIIIII....IIIIII....Will Always Love YOUUUUUU!!

Ok this YOU HAVE TO SEE! Talk about a Male Susan Boyle:

Home School

Ok so I know a lot of random stuff has been appearing on here lately, but you gotta take what you can get!

Today's feature home school for your little fishies!

April Fool's Week Post 3

Ok you Tech Geeks, here is a good fool for the new iPad.
See the Website HERE

April Fool's Week Post 2

Starbizzle- ERRR Starbucks, got a little creative with thier new cup sizes:
Yes, I will have a Plenta Soy Latte no whip.

April Fool's WEEK!!!!

A Week fool of April Full's!!! ERRR A Week FULL of April FOOL'S!

Being from California all I can do is sit back and laugh at those poor, gullible people in New York:
Check out the article HERE

Rediculous....

ok, this is a little too stupid. It's right up there with UGG boots and mini skirts in the middle of a snowy winter:

DUMB!

Need I say Anything At All?
This stupid idea brought to you by Thrillist.com & by Thingstobuy

Parking Coo

Dont' you feel this way sometimes?
Click on the linke below and print this out for all those people who piss you off.

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/give.html

Happy Friday!

March Madness

Ok, so in lieu of posting things about my life that have been happening for the past month, I keep finding these cool things that EVERYONE would be interested in, and not just those of you who are interested in the monotony of my every day life. In an Ode to March Madness starting this week, I have linked below to a different kind of madness, namely that of the muppets! Can you guess who I picked to take it all home?

Is it possible?

OK SOMEONE TRY THIS AND LET ME KNOW IF IT WORKS AND HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU: